Another Thursday, another week of looking for gag-inducing TNF picks with the injury-riddled New Orleans Saints visiting the pathetic offense of the Arizona Cardinals.
After witnessing the Commanders/Bears clash last week, trying to find compelling Saints-Cardinals props or betting storylines seems like an effort in vain. If only there was a juicy storyline or a savior to rush in and save us from another ho-hum game…
Dramatic pause. Looks to the sky. Sees a silhouette of a deity-like figure with dreadlocks.
Our prayers have been answered, as DeAndre Hopkins will make his season debut in Week 7!
For one week at least, we don’t have to bet on struggling (or backup) quarterbacks, a third-string wide receiver, or a star running back who largely get…